fredag den 29. marts 2019

13 Best Highest Paying URL Shortener Sites to Make Money Online 2019

  1. Wi.cr

    Wi.cr is also one of the 30 highest paying URL sites.You can earn through shortening links.When someone will click on your link.You will be paid.They offer $7 for 1000 views.Minimum payout is $5.
    You can earn through its referral program.When someone will open the account through your link you will get 10% commission.Payment option is PayPal.
    • Payout for 1000 views-$7
    • Minimum payout-$5
    • Referral commission-10%
    • Payout method-Paypal
    • Payout time-daily

  2. Linkrex.net

    Linkrex.net is one of the new URL shortener sites.You can trust it.It is paying and is a legit site.It offers high CPM rate.You can earn money by sing up to linkrex and shorten your URL link and paste it anywhere.You can paste it in your website or blog.You can paste it into social media networking sites like facebook, twitter or google plus etc.
    You will be paid whenever anyone will click on that shorten a link.You can earn more than $15 for 1000 views.You can withdraw your amount when it reaches $5.Another way of earning from this site is to refer other people.You can earn 25% as a referral commission.
    • The payout for 1000 views-$14
    • Minimum payout-$5
    • Referral commission-25%
    • Payment Options-Paypal,Bitcoin,Skrill and Paytm,etc
    • Payment time-daily

  3. Clk.sh

    Clk.sh is a newly launched trusted link shortener network, it is a sister site of shrinkearn.com. I like ClkSh because it accepts multiple views from same visitors. If any one searching for Top and best url shortener service then i recommend this url shortener to our users. Clk.sh accepts advertisers and publishers from all over the world. It offers an opportunity to all its publishers to earn money and advertisers will get their targeted audience for cheapest rate. While writing ClkSh was offering up to $8 per 1000 visits and its minimum cpm rate is $1.4. Like Shrinkearn, Shorte.st url shorteners Clk.sh also offers some best features to all its users, including Good customer support, multiple views counting, decent cpm rates, good referral rate, multiple tools, quick payments etc. ClkSh offers 30% referral commission to its publishers. It uses 6 payment methods to all its users.
    • Payout for 1000 Views: Upto $8
    • Minimum Withdrawal: $5
    • Referral Commission: 30%
    • Payment Methods: PayPal, Payza, Skrill etc.
    • Payment Time: Daily

  4. Short.pe

    Short.pe is one of the most trusted sites from our top 30 highest paying URL shorteners.It pays on time.intrusting thing is that same visitor can click on your shorten link multiple times.You can earn by sign up and shorten your long URL.You just have to paste that URL to somewhere.
    You can paste it into your website, blog, or social media networking sites.They offer $5 for every 1000 views.You can also earn 20% referral commission from this site.Their minimum payout amount is only $1.You can withdraw from Paypal, Payza, and Payoneer.
    • The payout for 1000 views-$5
    • Minimum payout-$1
    • Referral commission-20% for lifetime
    • Payment methods-Paypal, Payza, and Payoneer
    • Payment time-on daily basis

  5. LINK.TL

    LINK.TL is one of the best and highest URL shortener website.It pays up to $16 for every 1000 views.You just have to sign up for free.You can earn by shortening your long URL into short and you can paste that URL into your website, blogs or social media networking sites, like facebook, twitter, and google plus etc.
    One of the best thing about this site is its referral system.They offer 10% referral commission.You can withdraw your amount when it reaches $5.
    • Payout for 1000 views-$16
    • Minimum payout-$5
    • Referral commission-10%
    • Payout methods-Paypal, Payza, and Skrill
    • Payment time-daily basis

  6. BIT-URL

    It is a new URL shortener website.Its CPM rate is good.You can sign up for free and shorten your URL and that shortener URL can be paste on your websites, blogs or social media networking sites.bit-url.com pays $8.10 for 1000 views.
    You can withdraw your amount when it reaches $3.bit-url.com offers 20% commission for your referral link.Payment methods are PayPal, Payza, Payeer, and Flexy etc.
    • The payout for 1000 views-$8.10
    • Minimum payout-$3
    • Referral commission-20%
    • Payment methods- Paypal, Payza, and Payeer
    • Payment time-daily

  7. Cut-win

    Cut-win is a new URL shortener website.It is paying at the time and you can trust it.You just have to sign up for an account and then you can shorten your URL and put that URL anywhere.You can paste it into your site, blog or even social media networking sites.It pays high CPM rate.
    You can earn $10 for 1000 views.You can earn 22% commission through the referral system.The most important thing is that you can withdraw your amount when it reaches $1.
    • The payout for 1000 views-$10
    • Minimum payout-$1
    • Referral commission-22%
    • Payment methods-PayPal, Payza, Bitcoin, Skrill, Western Union and Moneygram etc.
    • Payment time-daily

  8. Linkbucks

    Linkbucks is another best and one of the most popular sites for shortening URLs and earning money. It boasts of high Google Page Rank as well as very high Alexa rankings. Linkbucks is paying $0.5 to $7 per 1000 views, and it depends on country to country.
    The minimum payout is $10, and payment method is PayPal. It also provides the opportunity of referral earnings wherein you can earn 20% commission for a lifetime. Linkbucks runs advertising programs as well.
    • The payout for 1000 views-$3-9
    • Minimum payout-$10
    • Referral commission-20%
    • Payment options-PayPal,Payza,and Payoneer
    • Payment-on the daily basis

  9. Shrinkearn.com

    Shrinkearn.com is one of the best and most trusted sites from our 30 highest paying URL shortener list.It is also one of the old URL shortener sites.You just have to sign up in the shrinkearn.com website. Then you can shorten your URL and can put that URL to your website, blog or any other social networking sites.
    Whenever any visitor will click your shortener URL link you will get some amount for that click.The payout rates from Shrinkearn.com is very high.You can earn $20 for 1000 views.Visitor has to stay only for 5 seconds on the publisher site and then can click on skip button to go to the requesting site.
    • The payout for 1000 views- up to $20
    • Minimum payout-$1
    • Referral commission-25%
    • Payment methods-PayPal
    • Payment date-10th day of every month

  10. Ouo.io

    Ouo.io is one of the fastest growing URL Shortener Service. Its pretty domain name is helpful in generating more clicks than other URL Shortener Services, and so you get a good opportunity for earning more money out of your shortened link. Ouo.io comes with several advanced features as well as customization options.
    With Ouo.io you can earn up to $8 per 1000 views. It also counts multiple views from same IP or person. With Ouo.io is becomes easy to earn money using its URL Shortener Service. The minimum payout is $5. Your earnings are automatically credited to your PayPal or Payoneer account on 1st or 15th of the month.
    • Payout for every 1000 views-$5
    • Minimum payout-$5
    • Referral commission-20%
    • Payout time-1st and 15th date of the month
    • Payout options-PayPal and Payza

  11. CPMlink

    CPMlink is one of the most legit URL shortener sites.You can sign up for free.It works like other shortener sites.You just have to shorten your link and paste that link into the internet.When someone will click on your link.
    You will get some amount of that click.It pays around $5 for every 1000 views.They offer 10% commission as the referral program.You can withdraw your amount when it reaches $5.The payment is then sent to your PayPal, Payza or Skrill account daily after requesting it.
    • The payout for 1000 views-$5
    • Minimum payout-$5
    • Referral commission-10%
    • Payment methods-Paypal, Payza, and Skrill
    • Payment time-daily

  12. Adf.ly

    Adf.ly is the oldest and one of the most trusted URL Shortener Service for making money by shrinking your links. Adf.ly provides you an opportunity to earn up to $5 per 1000 views. However, the earnings depend upon the demographics of users who go on to click the shortened link by Adf.ly.
    It offers a very comprehensive reporting system for tracking the performance of your each shortened URL. The minimum payout is kept low, and it is $5. It pays on 10th of every month. You can receive your earnings via PayPal, Payza, or AlertPay. Adf.ly also runs a referral program wherein you can earn a flat 20% commission for each referral for a lifetime.
  13. Short.am

    Short.am provides a big opportunity for earning money by shortening links. It is a rapidly growing URL Shortening Service. You simply need to sign up and start shrinking links. You can share the shortened links across the web, on your webpage, Twitter, Facebook, and more. Short.am provides detailed statistics and easy-to-use API.
    It even provides add-ons and plugins so that you can monetize your WordPress site. The minimum payout is $5 before you will be paid. It pays users via PayPal or Payoneer. It has the best market payout rates, offering unparalleled revenue. Short.am also run a referral program wherein you can earn 20% extra commission for life.

Dear Santa

Another year with another Christmas. And with Christmas it's time for the funny bearded man to come again courtesy of Ian of The Blog With No Name fame and his wife Catherine. Secret Santa is at it again with everyone having been given their target and instructions to come up with ideas for them to help with picking gifts.



With Dropfleet Commander coming out I've got tons of stuff coming from their Kickstarter, but more ships never hurt anyone and I'm definitely thankful for any UCM or PHR ships.

Flames of War is always high on my list and there's always room for one more tank or another platoon of infantry. Bigger German Cats can always find a good home at my house. My King Tigers and Jagdtigers can always have more friends to keep them company.

I can always use more fantasy monsters. The only things I'm really more or less fully stocked with for games are skeletons, zombies and small crawly critters. Trolls, ogres, goblins and what not can always find their way onto the table.

And even though my Saxon project has slightly been on hold now I'm starting to kick it off again with the start of our campaign looming ahead early next year. I've been using AB Saxons and I'm still missing a lot of Grenadiers and Light Infantry. Line Infantry is more or less all either painted or already bought as is cavalry.

Finally I've been meaning to get in some games of Konflikt '47 so any Weird War British or German troops or some suitable occult paraphernalia will definitely come in handy

Tech Book Face Off: CoffeeScript Vs. Simplifying JavaScript

I really like this setup for a Tech Book Face Off because it's implicitly asking the question of what can be done to improve the quagmire that is the JavaScript language. Should we try to simplify things and pare down what we use in the language to make it more manageable, or should we ditch it and switch to a language with better syntax that transpiles into JavaScript? For the latter option, I picked one of the few books on the CoffeeScript language, aptly named CoffeeScript: Accelerated JavaScript Development by Trevor Burnham. Then, for sticking with JavaScript, I went with a recently published book by Joe Morgan titled Simplifying JavaScript: Writing Modern JavaScript with ES5, ES6, and Beyond. It should be interesting to see what can be done to make JavaScript more palatable.

CoffeeScript front coverVS.Simplifying JavaScript front cover

CoffeeScript


This book was written a few years ago now, in early 2015, but CoffeeScript is still alive and kicking, especially for Ruby on Rails developers as the default front-end language of choice. CoffeeScript is integrated into Rails' asset pipeline, so it gets automatically transpiled to JavaScript and minified as part of the production release process. If you're already comfortable with JavaScript, and even more so if you know Ruby, then CoffeeScript is a breeze to learn.

The ease with which this language can be picked up is exemplified by the book, since it's one of the shortest books I've ever read on a programming language. Over half of the book has more to do with examples, applications, and other stuff tangential to CoffeeScript, rather than the language proper. The book itself is just short of 100 pages while the content on syntax and usage of the language is condensed into the first half of the book.

As all books like this do, the first chapter starts out with how to install the language and configure the environment. It's pretty straightforward stuff. Then, we get into all of the syntax changes that CoffeeScript brings to JavaScript, which essentially defines the language since all of the features are the same as JavaScript's. Chapter 2 shows how function and variable declarations are different, and much shorter. Chapter 3 demonstrates some nice syntactical sugar for arrays in the form of ranges, and iteration can be done more flexibly with for comprehensions. Chapter 4 gets into the syntax features for defining classes and doing inheritance concisely.

Most of the syntax will look quite familiar to Rubyists, including class instance variables denoted with an '@' prefix, the string interpolation notation, unless conditionals, and array ranges. Here's an example from the book showing a number of the syntax features:

class Tribble
constructor: -> # class constructor definition
@isAlive = true # instance variable definition
Tribble.count += 1 # class variable access

breed: -> new Tribble if @isAlive
die: ->
return unless @isAlive
Tribble.count -= 1
@isAlive = false

@count: 0 # class variable (property)
@makeTrouble: -> console.log ('Trouble!' for i in [1..@count]).join(' ')
This code would be about twice as many lines in JavaScript, so the compression is pretty great and the code is much cleaner and easier to understand. Burnham proclaims these virtues of CoffeeScript early on in the book:
Shorter code is easier to read, easier to write, and, perhaps most critically, easier to change. Gigantic heaps of code tend to lumber along, as any significant modifications require a Herculean effort. But bite-sized pieces of code can be revamped in a few swift keystrokes, encouraging a more agile, iterative development style.
Maybe that's stated a bit more strongly than is warranted, but it's still hard to argue with the improved simplicity and cleanliness of CoffeeScript making developers' lives more pleasant.

The last three chapters of the book delve into different frameworks and packages in the JavaScript universe that can be used with CoffeeScript, and the vehicle for exploring these things is a (heavily) stripped  down version of the Trello app. Chapter 5 goes through how to create the front-end portion of the app with jQuery and Backbone.js. Chapter 6 adds a backend server for the app with Node and Express. Chapter 7 explores how to test the app with Intern. All of the code for the front-end, backend, and tests is written in CoffeeScript, and the transpiling is setup to be managed with Grunt. It's nice to see multiple different examples of how to use CoffeeScript anywhere that JavaScript would normally be used, just to get an idea of how to transition to CoffeeScript in multiple ways.

Throughout the book, Burnham presents everything in a straightforward, no-frills manner. Everything is clear and logical, and his concise descriptions are part of the reason the book is so short. He assumes you already know JavaScript—which is much appreciated—and he doesn't go into extended explanations of JavaScripts features. It's just the facts on how CoffeeScript is different and what the syntax is for the features it compresses. It's awfully hard for me not to recommend this book simply because it's so short and to the point. It only took a few hours to read through, and now I know a better way to code JavaScript. There's not much more I can ask of a programming language book.

Simplifying JavaScript


Every language has those more advanced books that assume you already know the language and instead of covering the basics and syntax, it provides advice on how to write idiomatically in the language. I've read these books for C++, Ruby, and JavaScript and found them to be surprisingly enjoyable to read. That was not the case with this book, but before I get too far into criticisms, I should summarize what this book does well.

Simplifying JavaScript is organized into ten chapters with each chapter broken into a set of tips that total 51 tips in all. These tips each explain one new feature of the JavaScript language from the new ES5, ES6, and ES2017 specifications. Some features, like the spread operator take multiple tips to fully cover. Then, the last chapter covers some features of the JavaScript development environment, like npm, that are not part of the language and have been around a bit longer than these newer specifications.

Most of the new features significantly improve and simplify the language, and they include things like:
  • new variable declaration keywords const and let
  • string template literals, which look much like Ruby's string interpolation
  • the spread operator ... for converting arrays to lists and converting lists of parameters to arrays
  • the Map object
  • the Set object
  • new loop iterators such as map(), filter(), and reduce()
  • default parameters
  • object destructuring
  • unnamed arrow functions
  • partially applied functions and currying
  • classes
  • promises and async/await
The arrow functions, spread operator, loop iterators, and destructuring go a long way in making modern JavaScript much more pleasant to program in. All of these features—and likely more in the newest language specs—make CoffeeScript nearly irrelevant, and likely not worth the effort of going through the step of compiling to JavaScript. The language has really matured in the last few years!

Morgan does a nice job introducing and justifying the new features at times:
We spend so much time thinking and teaching complex concepts, but something as simple as variable declaration will affect your life and the lives of other developers in a much more significant way.
This is so true. The code we're reading and writing every day has hundreds of variable declarations and usages, and being able to indicate intent in those declarations makes code much cleaner and more understandable. Getting better at the fundamentals of the language and having these new declarations available so that the most common code is clear and purposeful will more significantly improve code than all of the complicated, esoteric features that only get used once in a blue moon.

These exciting new features and simple explanations were the good parts, so why did I end up not liking this book much? Mostly, it was because of how long-winded the explanations were. Each tip dragged on for what felt like twice as long as it needed to, and the book could have easily been half as long. CoffeeScript showed how to present language features in a clear, concise way. This book took the opposite approach. Then, to make matters worse, it was written in the second person with the author always referring directly to the reader with you this and you that. Normally I don't mind a few references to you, the reader, every now and then, but this was constant so it became constantly aggravating.

Beyond the writing style, some of the justifications for various features didn't hold much water. For example, when trying to rationalize the new variable declarations, Morgan presented an example of code where the variables are declared at the top, and then there are a hundred lines of code before those variables are used again. Then he says, "Ignore the fact that a block of code shouldn't be 100 lines long; you have a large amount of code where lots of changes are occurring." I don't know about you, but I wouldn't declare a variable and then not use it for a hundred lines. I would declare it right before use. He shouldn't have to contrive a bad example like that to justify the new const and let declarations. The improved ability to relate intent in the code should be reason enough.

In another example for why one must be careful when testing for truthy values in a conditional, he shows some code that would fail because a value of 0 is falsey:
const sections = ['shipping'];

function displayShipping(sections) {
if (sections.indexOf('shipping')) {
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
}
Ignoring the fact that I just cringe at code like this that returns a boolean value that should be computed directly instead of selected through an if statement, (don't worry, he corrects that later) there is much more wrong with this code than just the fact that an index of 0 will incorrectly hit the else branch. In fact, that is the only case that hits the else branch. Whenever 'shipping' is missing from sections, indexOf() will return -1, which is truthy! This code is just totally broken, even for an example that's supposed to show a certain kind of bug, which it does almost by accident.

Other explanations were somewhat lacking in clarity. Late in the book, when things start to get complicated with promises, the explanations seem to get much more brief and gloss over how promises actually work mechanically and how the code executes. After having things explained in excruciating detail and in overly simplistic terms, I was surprised at how little explanation was given for promises. A step-by-step walk through of how the code runs when a promise executes would have been quite helpful in understanding that feature better. I figured it out, but through no fault of the book.

Overall, it was a disappointing read, and didn't at all live up to my expectations built up from similar books. The tone of the book was meant more for a beginner while the content was geared toward an intermediate to expert programmer. While learning about the new features of JavaScript was great, and there are plenty of new features to get excited about, there must be a better way to learn about them. At least it was a quick read, and refreshing my memory will be easy by skimming the titles of the tips. I wouldn't recommend Simplifying JavaScript to anyone looking to come up to speed on modern JavaScript. There are better options out there.

Roman Update


           The Roman count has now reached 4 cohorts, and this batch are ready to go off to their new home

                                                         Cohort number 4- Foundry figures -




torsdag den 28. marts 2019

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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories video of the Grand Theft Auto series in the genre of 3D-shooter with elements of arcade autosimulator and freedom of movement through the game world. The game was developed by the studio Rockstar Leeds in conjunction with Rockstar North for the PSP, and later for the PS2. The game is set in the fictional town of Vice City in 1984, two years before the events of the game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
GTA fans, this is for you. The team behind the Vice City Stories mod for San Andreas has released a new beta version for it. In this update, you will find a remarkable amount of changes to the engine as well as a nice bundle of missions to complete, most of the first chapter is available to play along with a couple of side missions and some other extras here and there that you will unlock as you progress through the story.

  • 800 Mhz Intel Pentium III or 800 Mhz AMD Athlon or 1,2 Ghz Intel Celeron or 1,2 Ghz AMD Duron processor
  • 128 MB of RAM
  • 32 MB video card with DirectX 9.0 compatible drivers ("GeForce" or better)
  • 8X speed CD/DVD drive
  • Sound Card with DirectX 9.0 compatible drivers
  • 915 MB of free hard disk space (+ 635 MB if video card does NOT support DirectX Texture Compression)
  • Windows 98, 98 SE, ME, 2000, XP or Vista
  • DirectX 9.0 or higher 

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Overcooked 2 Goes Camping With New DLC And Season Pass - Eurogamer

Overcooked 2 goes camping with new DLC and season pass

onsdag den 27. marts 2019

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Highly Compressed Download | High-Compress.Com

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Highly Compressed Download 


Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Wildlands is a tactical shooter that takes place in an open environment and plays from the third person's point of view with an optional first-person view to aim with the pistol. It does not present the futuristic configuration used in Advanced Warfighter and Future Soldier but adopts a modern configuration, similar to Tom Clancy's original Ghost Recon. As a result, the equipment that appears in the game is based on weapons and equipment commonly used by military forces around the world. However, some original equipment, such as drones, can be used to mark enemies and show their targets. These drones have limited capabilities until they are updated. The game is the first entry that presents an open global environment, consisting of nine different types of terrain, such as mountains, forests, deserts, salt marshes, and also has a dynamic climate system, as well as a daily cycle -night. Performing missions during the day allow players to easily detect enemies, while night missions give a tactical advantage to players because the night offers players better concealment and infiltration easier because some members of the guard are asleep. The players have the task of making observations before carrying out their missions. A variety of vehicles, such as off-road motorcycles, helicopters, and buggies are featured in the game. Unlike its predecessors, Wildlands has several side missions.

Once the missions are complete, players can reach the starting point of the mission in different ways. Players can parachute from a helicopter, walk on the ground or head for their targets. Players can use several methods to achieve their goals, such as stealth, close combat or the use of long or short range weapons provided in the game. The game also has outposts that can be overthrown by the players. players. Players can seize their enemies at close range with one hand to defend themselves as a human shield, while on the other to shoot. Players can also earn experience points to upgrade to the next level. The playable character can be personalized and players' characters can equip the loot found in the corpses of enemies. Weapons and equipment can also be improved. According to the creative director of the game, the AI of the game has no script and has its own "motivations and agendas".









Each of the 21 areas of the map is controlled by a traffic jam, which is also associated with one of the four operating divisions of the cartel: Influence, Security, Production, and Smuggling. By eliminating quests in an area and collecting key information, missions are unlocked and allow players to attack a shield and eliminate it by killing or capturing the target. The elimination of a sufficient number of Bechones in a division of operations allows the players to attack the deputy leader of that division and to eliminate that deputy commander and all the henchmen of a division of operations, which makes the vulnerable division leader. The capture of this division leader paralyzes and destabilizes the division and makes the leader of the cartel more vulnerable.

It features a cooperative multiplayer mode, in which players can join three other players to explore the game world and carry out campaign missions. The game can also be played alone, in which the player will be accompanied by three teammates of the AI, to whom the player can give him orders. If a player wants a more "solitary" style of play, it can be disabled via the configuration. A competitive multiplayer mode was launched as part of a free update on October 10, 2017. It offers a sort of game mode elimination in a 4-4 game timed game with Revive game. Players can level up through the multiplayer game that allows them to enhance the different classes of characters available.

System Requirements :

  •  OS: Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8, Windows 8.1, Windows 10 
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 2400 @ 3.1 GHz or AMD FX 6100 @ 3.3 GHz.
  • Memory :RAM: 6GB.
  • Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 560 or AMD Radeon HD 7770 




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tirsdag den 26. marts 2019

Striking The Infinity War Iron... A Month After It Came Out

So much for more Mario Game Genie crap. Probably next week.
Instead, time to cash-in on the Avengers: Infinity War hype! What do you mean it came out last month and almost everyone knows how it ends?
Leave it to Chris to be late to the party.
For the few people that haven't seen Infinity War and still want to, spoilers are ahead.

This week's video is only three and a half minutes long, that's a relief.
THANOS Destroys the Video Game Universe! Avengers Infinity War Gauntlet Battle 

Not sure why Thanos is in all caps... well click-bait.
In fact, I saw the title this morning and it was worse. It didn't have the "video game" part, just said "destroys the universe" (even though Thanos only took out half the universe). The title also had Fortnite in it. Someone must have called him out on that one, then he deleted the comment and changed it pretending like it never happened. It's the conspiracy shitbag way!
EDIT: Or maybe it did say "Video Game Universe". I just know Fortnite was there before and now it's gone. Twas a busy day.

Description says he's "trying out something new". Uh oh...
It also says "Thank you for watching the Chris NEO Retro Show" Retro? Where did this come from? Also, isn't that an oxymoron? I assume the word "Neo" in this case means "new", and yet all you've talked about is old games. Now you're calling yourself "Chris Neo Retro"? What the hell are you?

Video opens, gives a spoiler warning, claims Thanos had an impact on reality and the real world but also had one on the gaming world. Then he does an over-acting "WUUT?"

He mentions how he saw "The Infinity War" (it's called Avengers: Infinity War, you're likely confusing it with the 1992 comic that served as a sequel to The Infinity Gauntlet comic which A:IW took its inspiration)
After seeing it, he returned home and decided to play Maximum Carnage. ... As you do?
Starting it up, Spider-Man doesn't show up in the game. He believes because Spider-Man died in the movie, he was wiped out from the game. This is already stupid!
He puts in Arcade's Revenge (not a good game) and he's gone from that.
Then he freaks out because Thanos may have wiped out characters in other games. So he grabs a bunch of random NES games off his shelf. Look at all this tension! Pffffft

"It was then that I put in Super Mario Bros. for the NES" You don't have to narrate, you're not a Jojo character.
He beats Bowser and finds that Toad is gone. Then he voices Mario wondering where he is. Duuuumb. At least he said Toad's name right for once.
Then he goes to Super Mario Bros. 2 and finds Toad is gone there.
Then he goes to Paperboy and the title character is gone. Then a stupid bit where two neighbors wonder where the paperboy is and a break-dancer in the streets is run over with a car. ARE YOU LAUGHING YET?
Then he goes to Mortal Kombat (because Chris' knowledge of video games is so very limited) and somehow Thanos wiped out "the announcer". You mean Shang Tsung? He was the announcer of the first game. It gets worse because he's playing in the stage where Tsung is clearly in the background. Also his voices for Scorpion and Johnny Cage are terrible.

Then Donkey Kong, there's no more Pauline (Chris couldn't bother to learn her name). More terrible Mario voices.
Then Sonic & Knuckles (not Sonic 3 and Knuckles, just the expansion) where there's no Knuckles
Then Pac-Man with no Pac-Man, with a dumb bit where two of the ghosts leave to get ice cream (Zzzzzz)
Then TMNT on NES with Leonardo, Donatello and Michelangelo gone, only Raphael is left. Get it because Raphael sucks in that game. Hur hur hur hur hur hur hurfaksrjef;likesrf;laekrj;lka

"Wait a minute, what about the Duck Hunt Dog?" The one you already killed in the finale of Irate Gamer? Thanos can't kill what's already dead. Unless he reverses time and reality first but you killed the dog already.
He starts playing... with the NES controller. Where's your fucking Zapper? You can't play Duck Hunt with the controller! Did you put any thought into this video?
Anyway the dog survived and that's the joke...
He begs the Avengers to stop Thanos and save the "gaming world". Oh fuck this noise.

What a pointless video. Can't even cash in on the Avengers hype because it's over a month old. And don't tell me "It took him long time to edit", a lot of these were really easy edits! Basic shit you learn in a school course. Hell the Mortal Kombat example didn't even need editing, he just muted sound! The TMNT one was easy, he just killed off the other three Turtles first. It's not like How It Should Have Ended which actually needs time to animated, or Honest Trailers which needs the full movie.

One of the comments Chris liked (the little heart symbol that puts the comments on top) comes off really sarcastic. "Wow this was unique. Nobody has brought this up on YouTube. Good job!"
Somehow Chris could not see the obvious snark. Goes to show how dumb he really is.

Are we sure this wasn't a Puppet Steve video he somehow mixed in here? It was just as juvenile.
Speaking of *goes to check* More FNAF, more Bendy, more Minecraft, wait Mortal Kombat? *thumbnail has Steve wearing a Raiden hat* Yeah I'm not touching that.

EDIT: Also to add how lazy this video was, he didn't even bother to do the fading effect. He's just showing the aftermath. That's boring! 

Superbowl!

What's going on everyone?


Today for the #2019gameaday challenge dear ol' dad and I played a fun little game called Halftime Football during the Superbowl. 


We played usually only during commercials and had our quarters match up with the Superbowls quarters which was pretty entertaining. 


In the end dad ended up winning by slaughtering my generic "away team" 45 - 7!


All in all is was a fun evening and I may have to suggest us doing this every other game during the season or something. 


As always, thank you for reading and don't forget to stop and smell the meeples! :)

-Tim

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torsdag den 21. marts 2019

The Fed has surrendered and here’s what comes next

Dear All

 

My latest piece on Macro – edited by the brilliant John Hardy, enjoy:

 

The Fed has surrendered and here's what comes next

Anyone familiar with my research of the last twenty year knows that I am no fan of central banks: glorified bureaucrats with an academic sense of infallibility who believe they have a supreme power's insight into the economy and markets. But yesterday marked a new low for world central bankers as the US FOMC completely threw in the towel.

Anyone who ever thought Fed and other central banks are truly 'independent' should spend twenty dollars on the great Paul Volcker book Keeping at It from 2018. Volcker tells the story of how both Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan tried and partly succeed in forcing easing on him and FED in the 1980s. Also have a look at Nixon and his relationship with Volcker's predecessor as Fed Chairman, Arthur Burns (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_F._Burns) .

Jay Powell saw himself as a new Volcker but last night cemented his panicky shift since the December FOMC meeting, as he instead cut the figure of Alan "the Maestro" Greenspan, who set our whole sorry era of central bank serial bubble blowing in motion. The Fed's mission ever since has been a determined exercise in defying the business cycle with an ever expanding credit cycle. 

This latest FOMC meeting has set in motion a race to the bottom, with the ECB currently in the lead, but the Fed and BoE gaining fast.

I am presently in London on my way to China and Hong Kong doing Saxo Bank's Gateway to China events with the impressive Dr. Charles Su, of CIB Research, China. He and I agree on many things, but one in particular: 

Monetary policy is dead! 

My view has long been that monetary policy is misguided and unproductive, but the difference now is that we are reaching the most major inflection point since the global financial crisis because central bank policy medicine is rapidly losing what little potency it ever had. In the meantime, the harm to the patient has only been adding up: the economic system is suffering the fatigue from QE-driven inequality, malinvestment, lack of productivity, never ending cheap money and a total lack of accountability.

The next policy steps will see central banks merely operating as an auxiliary to a government fiscal impulse. The policy framework is dressed up as MMT, or Modern Monetary Theory, and it will be arriving soon and in force, perhaps after a summer of non-improvement or worse to the current lay of the economic landscape: no real improvement in data, a credit impulse too weak and small to do anything but to stabilize data and a geopolitical agenda which continues to move away from a multilateral framework and devolves into a range of haphazard nationalistic agendas.

 

For the record MMT is neither Modern, monetary or a theory, but it is the political narrative which is and will be used by central bankers and politicians alike. The orthodox version of MMT aims to maintain full employment as the prime policy objective, with tax rates modulated to cool off any inflation threat that comes from spending beyond revenue constraints (see, in MMT, a government doesn't have to worry about balanced budgets, as the central bank is merely there to maintain targeted interest rates all along the curve if necessary). Most importantly, however, is that MMT is the natural policy response to the imbalances of QE and to the cries of populists. Given the rise of Trumpism and democratic socialism in the US and populist revolts of all stripes across Europe, we know that when budget talks start in October in the US and in Europe after this May's Parliamentary elections, government globally will be talking up the MMT agenda: infrastructure investment, reducing inequality, and reforming the tax code to favour more employment at the low end.

We also know that the labor market is very tight as it is and if there is another push on fiscal spending the supply of labor and resources will come up short. Tor Svelland of Svelland Capital, who has been with Charles and me on the Gateway to China event, makes exactly this point. The assumption of continuous flow of resources stands at odds with the reality of massive underinvestment.

Central banker and indirect politicians are hoping/wishing for inflation - and they will get it in 2020 in spades, but it will be the wrong kind - headline inflation with no real growth or productivity. A repeat of the 1970s maybe? So get ready for bigger government and massive policy intervention on a new level and of a new nature – more driven by a fiscal impulse to stimulate demand rather than to pump up asset prices. It will lead to stagflation light or even heavy depending on how far the MMT is taken and could even mean something as dire as Paul Breitner hair coming back into style. (For non-football fans under the age of 50, please look it up!).

A client asked an excellent question last night - how much of this scenario is already priced in? Here is my take:

The Saxo Bank macro theme since December was the coming "Global policy panic", which is now fully realized. The Fed proved slower than even the ECB to cave but last night they entirely gave up. The US-China trade deal, another key uncertainty, is priced for perfection despite plenty of things that can go wrong.

The Brexit deal is extremely mispriced. The UK's biggest challenge may not even be the circus act known as Brexit, but rather the collapsing UK credit cycle which our economist Christopher Dembik has put at risking a 2% drop in UK GDP. If nothing changes over the next 6-9 months, and nothing will change, the UK economy will be in free fall. Forget Brexit, UK assets are simply mispriced from the lack of credit juice in the pipeline.

China is misunderstood and mispriced. If our two talks so far with clients on China and its opening up of markets have taught me anything, it is that the western 'reservation' on anything Chinese is entirely built on personal bias.

Governance is the word that keeps coming back in discussions. I am no fan of Chinese styled governance, but... Currently, less than 10% of global AUM is in China. But this year alone will see inclusion of China's bonds in global indices like Barclays, Russell, S&P and the allocation to China in the MSCI's emerging markets index will quadruple from 5% to 20%. The overall China-bound inflow over next 3-5 years will exceed $1 trillion using very conservative estimates.

 

China is perhaps the single country in the world least likely to treat inbound capital poorly. China has transitioned from being a capital exporter to now being an importer. It has a semi-closed capital account, which means little money flows out, but a massive inflow is beginning to stream in to acquire Chinese assets. 

China and its growth model now needs to share its burden of becoming an industrialized country, and it knows that only treating investors well will keep the capital flowing in 2019. On the domestic front, meanwhile, the CPC seems to be signaling that it wants domestic investors to move excess savings from the 'frothy' and less productive housing market to the equity market where capital can flow to more productive enterprises. Foreign investors are more likely to want to participate in the more liquid and familiar equity market.

2019 for China is like 2018 for the US. The first ten months of 2018 the US stock market was almost entirely driven by the buy-back programs fueled by Trump's tax reform. US companies plowed over $1 trillion into buybacks over the year. Now in 2019 the Chinese government is telling its 90 million domestic retail investors: you should raise your allocation to the stock market and meanwhile global capital allocators/investors will need to increase their exposure to China as its capital markets are reweighted.

But where does this leave me on asset allocation at the moment:

Equities – the Fed, ECB, BOE, BOJ have all given up because they only believe in credit cycles. The price of money going down is not enough for growth as it's only the second derivative of the growth engine. The first derivative is quantity of money. It's stabilizing but because of base effects (starting point very high) it will not be enough, but for now market is euphoric for the usual lack of integrity from the merry bureaucrats. A new high could be on the cards, but....slowly change overweight to China vs. US mainly, but also MSCI.

Fixed income - 250 bps in 10 year - where are all the sell side analysts calling for 400 bps ? The FOMC panic took out 260 bps floor - next? 200? Probably - observe how the 2-10 yield curve is now attacking 10 bps. My economic studies really only taught me three useful things (but I'm a terrible economist if that at all):

The yield curve is never wrong

Say's law (supply creates its own demand)

Productivity is everything

An Inversion of 2-10 is coming, I don't see 200 bps before the late summer, when concern about the lack of growth overtakes the global policy panic in place.

 

Commodities - it's all structural - Tor Svelland taught me that. We like all commodities, especially all sectors which have a foot in infrastructure, due to MMT coming, but mostly underinvestment en masse.

Cash - Love it!

 

FX

Underweight the two credit monsters: GBP and AUD, Overweight the US dollar, NOK, CHF, JPY

Like carry for the summer of TRY, ZAR and BRL.

 

I wish you safe travels,

 

PS Thank you for to those of you attending the Gateway to China events, hope to see some of you in Hong Kong on the 27of March. I really enjoyed the speakers and your company.

 

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mandag den 11. marts 2019

Brexit - another week another vote, but....

PM May is in front of Parliament yet again, again, Tuesday evening with her "no-plan". The never ending Saga of Brexit enters its final phase (or not)

 

BBC Political Editor Laura Kuenssberg calls the chances of Parliament approving Mrs May deal "very remote" – this will unleash a number of votes which the BBC has been kind enough to outline for us below:

 

 

 

 

 

I have since last year believed the only tangible solution to be An extension of Article 50, simply because nor the voters not the Parliament seems to know what the Brexit actually was about? Leaving the EU with or without custom union, Northern Ireland issue with borders to Ireland, and overall a split inside not only the government but also the opposition on where and what they wanted on EU.

 

There has also been a big disappointment from voters: Parliament continues to excuse their actions by "respecting the vote of the people" – Hallo!!!  The voters elect a Parliament for them to do the hard part, by definition is falls on Parliament to represent but also enact a plan/strategy. There is a political crisis in the UK – not only in the Tory Party but across all parties. This weekend polls in Northern Ireland shows the DUP is not representing its voters:  Northern Ireland voters want a soft Brexit:

 

  • A significant majority, 67 percent, support a Brexit in which the United Kingdom stays in the EU's single market and customs union, so avoiding the need for checks anywhere, the Irish Times/Ipsos MRBI poll showed.
  • Almost 60 percent say they want a special arrangement for Northern Ireland for no checks on the border, even if that meant some checks on goods traveling between Great Britain and its province of Northern Ireland.

 

We see the most likely sequence of event being:

 

March 12th:  Fail

March 13th: Fail

March 14th: Pass…

 

Meaning PM will have to ask EU for an extension of Article 50 of the Treaty. This however is not an easy job: This link is very useful: Article 50 extension – The Institute for Government -

 

It has to be accepted uninamously by all EU members and many countries led by France would like to know what the UK will use the extra time for? The hope is a Second referendum, but… furthermore buying more time also clash with European Parlimentary Elections in May – and as The Institute of Gvoernment point out:

 

The length of any Article 50 extension would ultimately be determined through negotiation between the UK and the EU. It would depend on how much was left to do – whether it was just ratification or renegotiation – and the EU's willingness to overcome some of the big obstacles. In particular, it would have to factor in the European parliamentary timetable:

·         May 2019: European Parliament elections

·         July 2019: new MEPs take their seats

·         Autumn 2019: the new European Commission faces appointment hearings in the European Parliament.

As such, four time slots have been suggested: 18 April 2019, 23 May 2019, 2 July 2019 or beyond.

Which all of them is very complicated matters.

 

RISK ASSESMENT:

 

  • Hard-Brexit 25% chance
  • Extension 70% chance
  • PM May deal 5%

 

Hard Brexit comes with a 5-8% drop in GBP and a 5% drop in equity (based on major event risk since 9-11)

Extension however is not  a positive as it may sound here is why:

 

Delaying of course avoids hard-Brexit but as we have constantly said on GBP and UK economy, our biggest concern for 2019 is not Brexit (also because we gave high probability to an extension) but the economic deteriation of credit. We see Bank of England behind on rates and the CREDIT IMPULSE for UK remains one of the weakest in not only Europe but also G-20:

 

Saxo Bank: UK Household credit impulse drops to near two-year low

 

The only thing keeping the UK going in growth is the retail spending which should and will be impacted by an extension.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Source: ICG – Economic and Investment Research – Global Macro and Market Views Q1-2019

 

 

Conclusion

 

We are concerned – very concerned about the patient UK – macro data will continue to underperform, in particular the credit facilitation which indicates a summer of contraction (Credit Impulse leads by 6-9 month the growth cycle)

 

  • Foreign Exchange: Underweight – see potential for 1.2000 in GBPUSD
  • Fixed Income – Underweight, but Bank of England will start cutting rates by Q4 – (probability by consensus is less than 18% chance – we see it as 70% likely)
  • Equity – Neutral – Companies are flexible and able to weather storms, but investment will continue to fall.

 

Let's hope this will follow the great "forecaster and economist" Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones:

 

You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need

 

Safe travels,

 

Steen Jakobsen

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torsdag den 7. marts 2019

Macro Digest: ECB hit MASSIVE PANIC button - what's next...

Draghi is failing the Feyman test of knowledge/facts:

 

 

Not only is ECB hitting panic button but risk remains to the downside!!!!

 

See this morning PRE-ECB note from me: https://www.home.saxo/insights/content-hub/articles/2019/03/07/macro-digest-its-time-for-the-ecb-to-panic

 

 

Our overall macro path from here is:

 

Now the Global Policy Panic theme I outlined in December is complete. Next up in H2-2019: The Global Fiscal Panic (or Welcome to the M.M.T)

 

First PBOC caved, then FED, then BOE, and as always last came ECB – predictable.

 

What's also predictable is that TLTRO is REALLY only meant to "buy time" from the expected kick in of MMT / fiscal expansion (under headline – infrastructure) in H2. Hence the move to September …..Post the European Parliamentary Election in May the focus will be on creating more spending inside the Populist/MMT camp. They will succeed exactly because ECB is now incapable of doing anything to counter their own monster of a market with no price discovery.

 

Between now and H2 the data will continue to worsen as the global supply chain is broken – EUROPE is to lose the most, because it benefitted the most! OECD sober outlook is now high-end growth projection

 

 

 

So….. what does it mean:

 

Short-term:

 

  • BTP & Club Med spreads should improve – The slowing growth makes Germany partner with Italy and ECB, hence "indirect support" just increased into lower inflation and lack of yield
  • Our 1.03/1.05 EURUSD call has increased odds probably from 50/50 chance to 60/40 (Position through CHEAPEST volatility EVER!=
  • Banking sector (SX7E) should do well next week-ish, but do note – Banks already anticipated this with YTD return of 14%
  • Dollar strength could shift momentum out of commodity & EM through rising DEBT load from stronger USD.

 

Medium-term:

 

  • European Parliamentary Election creates more EVENT risk – and increase in call for fiscal spending
  • Inflation expectations could start to rise slowly (from H2 -start –
  • Data can not sustain the built-in overconfidence in sentiment – turning the needle down on price of money really makes ZERO difference – TLTRO really is just "state support" in Keysian way.

 

Long-term (H2-2019)

 

  • Europe will enact fiscal panic. The EZ budget deficit to GDP @ -1% in 2018 – ECB plus EZ will see this a "free money" – don't forget low inflation is biggest risk in a central banks outlook – not lack of credit, inequality or market valuation.
  • MMT – learn, educate yourself – not hard – I promise!
  • EUR hits 1.03/1.05
  • Germany joins Italy in recession
  • 10yr Bund yield goes to – 50 bps
  • EU equity will be dirt cheap in relative and absolutely terms.
  • There could be big opportunity for EUROPE through growth crisis to implement longer vision for Europe. I see Europe "needing" as crisis to redefine itself.

 

 

Despite – above – Safe travels,

 

 

 

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